1. Your coworker has 8 body piercing’s and none are visible.
2. You make over $300,000 and can’t afford a house.
3. Your car insurance costs as much as your house payment.
4. Your child’s 3rd-grade teacher has purple hair, a nose ring, and is named Flower.
5. You can’t remember … is pot illegal?
6. Gas costs $1.00 per gallon more than anywhere else in the U.S.
7. A really great parking space can totally move you to tears.
8. You have a very strong opinion about where your coffee beans are grown, and you can taste the difference between Sumatran and Ethiopian.
9. You’ve been to a baby shower that has two mothers and a sperm donor.
10. The guy at 8:30 AM at Starbucks wearing a baseball cap and sunglasses who looks just like George Clooney IS George Clooney.
11. You take a bus and are shocked at two people carrying on a conversation – in English!
12. You can’t remember … is pot illegal?
13. You pass an elementary school playground and the children are all busy on their phones. (2008)
15. Both you AND your dog have therapists.
16. If you drive illegally, they take your driver’s license. If you’re here illegally, they want to give you one.
17. The Terminator is your governor.
18. HEY!!!! Is pot illegal????
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